#1: The Ceiling Vent Started Watching Back
A hotel bathroom ceiling vent should be one of those things you never think about. It hums, it gathers dust, it does its quiet little job. Then you look up and notice two tiny eyes staring through the slats like the building itself has developed surveillance instincts.

The longer you look, the worse it gets. Is it a cat? A face? A tiny bathroom guardian with zero respect for privacy? Whatever is happening up there, it instantly turns a plain ceiling fixture into something that feels way too aware of your presence.
